WHEN THERE’S A QUEUE OUTSIDE THE POST OFFICE, IT’S PISSING DOWN WITH RAIN & YOU’RE AT THE COUNTER WITH 50+ ENVELOPES…

It’s simple to fit, nice & tight so no bouncing around & simple to set up. I feel dirty now.

There are many instances every day that make you grab your head with both hands & wonder “why?” but today has taken has taken the cake & ran off down…

I’ve taken on a pile of jobs, a new list will go up soon. As always, assume 6-12 weeks turnaround. My new sad loser room is well under way!

I’ve literally never seen such a broken M14! It only cost the guy £25 but JESUS CHRIST IN FLIP FLOPS! So now it’s made up of a Cyma gearbox, perun…

Fuckers need to go & get a job… Tapping away making their shitty YouTube clips, ridiculous.

First things first. Every year the same “Die Hard is a Christmas movie” bullshit comes up, congratulations – you’ve made Die Hard cringe. Secondly. This is an MP5: The MP5…