A FUCK TONNE MORE PATCHES GOING OUT TOMORROW!

Nah bruv, that’s not scratches from all of the sand in my gun… That’s rifling…

Basically a ransomware attack has hit Royal Mail from the Russian criminal underworld which simply means that I can’t do any overseas sales yet. Once Royal Mail are back on…

Thank you, you inconsiderate bunch of scumbags. Sending me work, supporting me financially with said work, sharing my hard work all over the Internet… bastards! I have nine packages being…

Send out minty fresh gun to customer. Customer happy. Karen motor decides it wants to speak to the manager on its first outing. Thanks Karen motor! Replacement in the post…

I’ve literally never seen such a broken M14! It only cost the guy £25 but JESUS CHRIST IN FLIP FLOPS! So now it’s made up of a Cyma gearbox, perun…

But the sarcastic Google weather can fuck off. If I can’t feel my hands, I can’t really tech….