WHEN THERE’S A QUEUE OUTSIDE THE POST OFFICE, IT’S PISSING DOWN WITH RAIN & YOU’RE AT THE COUNTER WITH 50+ ENVELOPES…

Why do people on the Internet think that I not only wants to hear their ‘constructive feedback’ but that I should also thank them for their comment & do as…

Motors. Fucking loads of em. At least 30 are fully working & in great condition. Another 40 or so can be made to become at least 20 more fully functional…

Yeah, I’m the fucking king…

I need the gas tube/heatsheild from an LR-300. G&G, A&K, doesn’t matter – money waiting.

Starting today & whilst stocks last, all customers who have guns worked on by me get a free bag of .25g ammo. Not my choice, Warhead gave them to me…

Quite a long winded, awkward style to work on – the ICS is the best but those fucking mags… Next up is the ugliest M4 I’ve ever laid eyes on.