WHEN THERE’S A QUEUE OUTSIDE THE POST OFFICE, IT’S PISSING DOWN WITH RAIN & YOU’RE AT THE COUNTER WITH 50+ ENVELOPES…

I’ve just finished about four million M14’s and sods law, I find decent aftermarket gear sets once they were finished… But bollocks to it, now I have umpteen gear sets…

I’ve literally never seen such a broken M14! It only cost the guy £25 but JESUS CHRIST IN FLIP FLOPS! So now it’s made up of a Cyma gearbox, perun…

Has anybody else wondered how long it will be before a chav tries to rock up to a civil war reenactment with a G&G SSG cuntgun, a can of monster…

I still have a few patches left, once they’re gone I’ll be getting a new design done. I’m going to start with other shit you can buy also, starting with…

Nothing else needs to be said aside from both are mine & will be converted in some way. Watch this space.

Stupid space twat gun – on hold TM MP7 – on hold g&g m14 Krytac bastard Alex Cyma same Alex Ares bastard marcus g&p Nov caversham Simon Cyma in l85…