HAVE I SHOWN YOU THIS YET?

Some clever twat made this & farted it all around the internet. I’ll be honest, I did laugh when I saw it.

I’ve done two paint jobs today, one is drying & this little monster is finished! Fucking Tasty!

So long story short, most sites are chronoing in joules now & that poses a problem . No sites chronographs agree with other sites chronographs in FPS at the best…

So, I know what you’re going to say. “Mine are fine” Well good for you. I’m telling people that if you use EPM-1 mags you can cause serious damage to…

Well done you. Have a biscuit. I know I say this a lot but DON’T BUY THE VFC MP7 – IT’S A TECHS WORST NIGHTMARE & MY GOD WILL IT…

It’s stupid isn’t it? I don’t like them, I don’t own any fancy painted guns… I just happen to do it. Random shit bruh.