I FUCKING LOVE PRESENTS!

Yeah, thought you’d like that…

As of this morning I’m taking a few days to convert my loft space into a nice, gucci, weapons room. I’m excited as my collection is covered in dust &…

People will spout any old bollocks thinking it will get them out of the shit, you noticed that? Typical lines that people come out with when they know they’re talking…

I fucking wonder…

It’s hard being an airsofter. You’re awkward, you look & sound odd & women just aren’t into you. Imagine then if you will, paying somebody to overhaul your airsoft guns…

I’m having a day off, I normally work 7/7 but I’m fucking shattered. I’ll probably make a video… Post office needs to happen, but aside from that. And courier… But…