I FUCKIN’ LOVE PRESENTS!

It’s still not my whole collection but a Roman orgy can’t be arranged in a day.

I’ve been watching ‘The Shining’.

A Famas day is always a good day, but equally speaking, always a long day. Service plus new barrel, TDC conversion & custom rubber. Tidy.

Have you guessed what it is yet? Yes, that’s kinda wrong if you’re in the UK & used to watch a certain Aussie painting sex offender know in the BBC…

Some clever twat made this & farted it all around the internet. I’ll be honest, I did laugh when I saw it.

Short shaft, just like you.