I FUCKIN’ LOVE PRESENTS!

Stupid hospital folk. Send beers

I’m not working this week, I’ll see your messages & emails but it’s fair to assume that I’ll ignore you. If you buy stuff from the website you’ll need to…

Well done you. Have a biscuit. I know I say this a lot but DON’T BUY THE VFC MP7 – IT’S A TECHS WORST NIGHTMARE & MY GOD WILL IT…

Not all my customers leave reviews on my Facebook page as they don’t always have Facebook (lucky bastards) or simply can’t be fucked (I understand, I don’t do it either)…

14 hours. A lot can be achieved in 14 hours. Think about how many times you can take a gearbox out of an M4 & strip it in a single…