One hell of a refurb required

Insert your own dwarf joke here. Packages going to Scotland have suddenly become rather expensive with my usual courier. Why simply looking at my invoice gave me the ability to…

No, I’m not proud of myself. But the dude had already purchased all of the parts & when I accepted the job, I wasn’t paying attention. What’s a girl to…

Short shaft, just like you.

It’s stupid isn’t it? I don’t like them, I don’t own any fancy painted guns… I just happen to do it. Random shit bruh.

I seem to have become the king of the M14 & I’m getting a lot sent to me that have been “tekked at da surplus shop by knukklefuk Callum” so…

Beautiful & accurate.