WELL PLAYED ALIEXPRESS…

Some clever twat made this & farted it all around the internet. I’ll be honest, I did laugh when I saw it.

I seem to have become the king of the M14 & I’m getting a lot sent to me that have been “tekked at da surplus shop by knukklefuk Callum” so…

Does it look the mutts? Fuck yes it looks the mutts! Does if shoot like a beast? Fuck yes it shoots like a beast! Does it feel & sound like…

Have I mentioned that before?

Nothing out of the ordinary… Ripped another shitty R-HOP patch out of another shitty Prometheus barrel supplied by Parasol Weapons Room via that awful ‘Merican company whose name should never…

Why do people on the Internet think that I not only wants to hear their ‘constructive feedback’ but that I should also thank them for their comment & do as…