EMAILS THAT MAKE ME HAPPY

There’s no such thing as truly selfless thought & I play that to the extreme.

“I stupidly bought a vfc MCX and it was shit…..dropped a polar star Jack in it and can’t for the life of me get it sorted…..I’ve added a maxx hop and it still doesn’t feed right or even shoot most of the time. Do you work on hpa and fancy a laugh at my first ever attempt at any kind of tech work”

My professional & adult response:

“Hi bud,

The MCX is just awful.

Maxx hop units very often don’t feed.

I don’t touch HPA unless I’m trying to inflate a speediboi on a ventilator after a horrible “airsoft justice goes wrong” incident.

Sorry!”

VFC.

MCX.

HPA.

Maxx hop unit.

It’s nearly a royal flush!!

LICKIN’S!!!!!!!