KAREN MOTOR…

That’s what I achieved today, sweet fuck all. I had a coffee, took Gozer for a walk, had a poo, cleaned the workshop, had another coffee, sorted Airsoft Fonzy out…

Here’s the issue. If nobody takes a thing apart, nobody knows the truth of why it doesn’t work. Once it’s taken apart, there is no warranty… So let’s think about…

So long story short… I quit my evening job dealing with security searches for DHL. Numerous reasons but near the top of this list is time available to me for…

I’m off for a few days of brain maintenance, if you need me you can contact my secretary ‘AIRSOFT FONZY’ who will get back to you once he’s crawled out…

Yeah, I’m the fucking king…

I’m in Portugal. In the mountains. No, I probably haven’t responded to your email as I’m on holiday. In particular, if you’re messaging from a country far away from where…