WHERE’S THE CHEAPEST PLACE TO BUY A FLESHLIGHT IN THE UK CURRENTLY?

Some clever twat made this & farted it all around the internet. I’ll be honest, I did laugh when I saw it.

Yes I’ll be there, yes I’ll sign your TM NGRS, no I won’t supply a pen. Autographs 25p Pictures 50p Speaking to you £1 Looking at you £5

Stupid hospital folk. Send beers

Insert your own dwarf joke here. Packages going to Scotland have suddenly become rather expensive with my usual courier. Why simply looking at my invoice gave me the ability to…

Fuckers need to go & get a job… Tapping away making their shitty YouTube clips, ridiculous.