WELL PLAYED ALIEXPRESS…

Stupid hospital folk. Send beers

14 hours. A lot can be achieved in 14 hours. Think about how many times you can take a gearbox out of an M4 & strip it in a single…

Yes I’ll be there, yes I’ll sign your TM NGRS, no I won’t supply a pen. Autographs 25p Pictures 50p Speaking to you £1 Looking at you £5

Strong. VERY strong. But FUCK ME UPSIDE-DOWN THE NOISE! I don’t give a shit how tough the gears are if for £150 ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY FUCKING QUID they sound…

There have always been people that fail to see the funny side, these people can be divided as follows: Self important folk People who simply can’t take a joke People…

I’ve been a bit of a lazy twat and haven’t answered emails in a few days… I should probably do that really. Here’s a work in progress – crazy Russian…