SHELL EJECTING BENELLI M3?

I still have a few patches left, once they’re gone I’ll be getting a new design done. I’m going to start with other shit you can buy also, starting with…

Has anybody else wondered how long it will be before a chav tries to rock up to a civil war reenactment with a G&G SSG cuntgun, a can of monster…

Yes I’ll be there, yes I’ll sign your TM NGRS, no I won’t supply a pen. Autographs 25p Pictures 50p Speaking to you £1 Looking at you £5

I’ve been watching ‘The Shining’.

Send out minty fresh gun to customer. Customer happy. Karen motor decides it wants to speak to the manager on its first outing. Thanks Karen motor! Replacement in the post…

Meanwhile, I was making friends with a random giant dog.