NEW SHIT!

Thank you!

I’m hoping to be able to restart work by the weekend! Fucking knackered….

I’m in Portugal. In the mountains. No, I probably haven’t responded to your email as I’m on holiday. In particular, if you’re messaging from a country far away from where…

Some clever twat made this & farted it all around the internet. I’ll be honest, I did laugh when I saw it.

Send out minty fresh gun to customer. Customer happy. Karen motor decides it wants to speak to the manager on its first outing. Thanks Karen motor! Replacement in the post…

First things first. Every year the same “Die Hard is a Christmas movie” bullshit comes up, congratulations – you’ve made Die Hard cringe. Secondly. This is an MP5: The MP5…