I FUCKIN’ LOVE PRESENTS!

That’s what I achieved today, sweet fuck all. I had a coffee, took Gozer for a walk, had a poo, cleaned the workshop, had another coffee, sorted Airsoft Fonzy out…

I started the wrong gun. I’ve done two Specna 416’s so I’m not surprised I picked up another by mistake. More coffee me thinks. (shit airsoft tech)

You’ve very quickly put together a build that cycles so smoothly, so perfectly… …that something… somewhere… …is about to fuck up your day? Like this SR25 build that is very…

I’m doing my best, hopefully I can have my new workshop ready by tomorrow evening so I can start transitioning over Friday with the aim to re-start work Saturday. I’ll…

Short shaft, just like you.