


THAT’S A BIG GUN!
The S&T M240B… Quire like it. Proprietary piston & dodgy gearbox but with some fiddling…

I HOPE YOU’RE PROUD OF YOURSELVES…
Thank you, you inconsiderate bunch of scumbags. Sending me work, supporting me financially with said work, sharing my hard work all over the Internet… bastards! I have nine packages being…

G&G 308 G2 MBR & SO ON…
I can’t lie, I really do like this as a base gun That’s all.

WHO SHALL I GET TO TEST THIS?
The Cyma platinum has a micro processor mosfet thing. I’m still to see one burn out as per the majority of reports however I do see the miniature microswitch break…



FUSSY BASTARD…
Just because it’s expensive doesn’t mean you’ll have an easy ride. This is a £450 Classic Army with completely ‘upgraded’ (cringe) internals & retro arms hop unit. Literally NOTHING inside…

THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS A RELIABLE, OUT THE BOX GUN.
Sure, you can buy a CYMA AK & the odds are stacked very firmly in your favour that it’ll be a belter… But there’s always the chance you’ll be dealt…

JAMES PRESCOTT JOULE IS AN ARSEHOLE
So long story short, most sites are chronoing in joules now & that poses a problem . No sites chronographs agree with other sites chronographs in FPS at the best…