BECAUSE WE’VE ALL BEEN THERE…

I’m off for a few days of brain maintenance, if you need me you can contact my secretary ‘AIRSOFT FONZY’ who will get back to you once he’s crawled out…

I’m in Portugal. In the mountains. No, I probably haven’t responded to your email as I’m on holiday. In particular, if you’re messaging from a country far away from where…

As a tech it’s important to keep spares that you trust. I don’t sell spare parts as that would take the piss out of people who also sell parts whom…

I have a gun that I don’t know if I can modify & if I can, I may need parts made. It’s almost last on the list but I need…

Have you guessed what it is yet? Yes, that’s kinda wrong if you’re in the UK & used to watch a certain Aussie painting sex offender know in the BBC…