AIRSOFT FONZY STILL THINKS WE’RE AT A MILSIM

Send out minty fresh gun to customer. Customer happy. Karen motor decides it wants to speak to the manager on its first outing. Thanks Karen motor! Replacement in the post…

I’ve literally never seen such a broken M14! It only cost the guy £25 but JESUS CHRIST IN FLIP FLOPS! So now it’s made up of a Cyma gearbox, perun…

Not all my customers leave reviews on my Facebook page as they don’t always have Facebook (lucky bastards) or simply can’t be fucked (I understand, I don’t do it either)…

When a retailers ‘tech’ voices the exact opinion of you that you’ve been pushing like a troll on YouTube (‘cos memes) & that same retailers ‘tech’ work keeps ending up…

Stroke of comic genius!

Guesses on what is under this fucking paint?