I FUCKIN’ LOVE PRESENTS!

Send out minty fresh gun to customer. Customer happy. Karen motor decides it wants to speak to the manager on its first outing. Thanks Karen motor! Replacement in the post…

Starting today & whilst stocks last, all customers who have guns worked on by me get a free bag of .25g ammo. Not my choice, Warhead gave them to me…

So these aren’t guns I worked on but it is good to know that other people end up unfucking the same ‘top tier’ bodge work. I’ve had countless borked aegs…

Yeah, I’m the fucking king…

Stroke of comic genius!