I FUCKIN’ LOVE PRESENTS!

Because you’ll be the first person to request a Diemaco C8, just like the only person to want a Gary Gordon M733, John Wank HiCappa or MK18 build… And yes,…

What a ball ache. Either, I leave to post the patches & parts I’ve sold this week & miss the last collection of the week from my RIF courier… OR!…

I need the gas tube/heatsheild from an LR-300. G&G, A&K, doesn’t matter – money waiting.

You’ve very quickly put together a build that cycles so smoothly, so perfectly… …that something… somewhere… …is about to fuck up your day? Like this SR25 build that is very…

So these aren’t guns I worked on but it is good to know that other people end up unfucking the same ‘top tier’ bodge work. I’ve had countless borked aegs…

Strong. VERY strong. But FUCK ME UPSIDE-DOWN THE NOISE! I don’t give a shit how tough the gears are if for £150 ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY FUCKING QUID they sound…