WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY!!??

Well done you. Have a biscuit. I know I say this a lot but DON’T BUY THE VFC MP7 – IT’S A TECHS WORST NIGHTMARE & MY GOD WILL IT…

Because you’ll be the first person to request a Diemaco C8, just like the only person to want a Gary Gordon M733, John Wank HiCappa or MK18 build… And yes,…

If you don’t know what that is, it’s the little green dinosaur from Jurrasic Park 2. Been a little slow in my work for the past 8 days because I…

Have you guessed what it is yet? Yes, that’s kinda wrong if you’re in the UK & used to watch a certain Aussie painting sex offender know in the BBC…

Short shaft, just like you.

I need a new patch design for a very limited run of patches. I need a design & if you want to be the designer, submit it to me &…