WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY!!??

I’m seriously impressed with the Gate Aster V3, put one in a G&G Sig yesterday and fuck me it worked wonders. I also have a pile more Perun AB++, ETU++…

Because you’ll be the first person to request a Diemaco C8, just like the only person to want a Gary Gordon M733, John Wank HiCappa or MK18 build… And yes,…

First things first. Every year the same “Die Hard is a Christmas movie” bullshit comes up, congratulations – you’ve made Die Hard cringe. Secondly. This is an MP5: The MP5…

Not all my customers leave reviews on my Facebook page as they don’t always have Facebook (lucky bastards) or simply can’t be fucked (I understand, I don’t do it either)…

Yes I’ll be there, yes I’ll sign your TM NGRS, no I won’t supply a pen. Autographs 25p Pictures 50p Speaking to you £1 Looking at you £5