WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY!!??

It’s simple to fit, nice & tight so no bouncing around & simple to set up. I feel dirty now.

I still have a few patches left, once they’re gone I’ll be getting a new design done. I’m going to start with other shit you can buy also, starting with…

Stupid hospital folk. Send beers

So, I know what you’re going to say. “Mine are fine” Well good for you. I’m telling people that if you use EPM-1 mags you can cause serious damage to…

You can keep your DSG ARP-9.. I’d rather do something different: I’ll be over here being cool if y’all kids need me.

I’m in Portugal. In the mountains. No, I probably haven’t responded to your email as I’m on holiday. In particular, if you’re messaging from a country far away from where…