NEW TAT

Send out minty fresh gun to customer. Customer happy. Karen motor decides it wants to speak to the manager on its first outing. Thanks Karen motor! Replacement in the post…

The sad loser room is nearly complete! I will be doing a new video on my collection & of course I’ll now need to put a massive click bait title…

Not all my customers leave reviews on my Facebook page as they don’t always have Facebook (lucky bastards) or simply can’t be fucked (I understand, I don’t do it either)…

Stroke of comic genius!

Basically a ransomware attack has hit Royal Mail from the Russian criminal underworld which simply means that I can’t do any overseas sales yet. Once Royal Mail are back on…