IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE IT’S TRUE

Fuckers need to go & get a job… Tapping away making their shitty YouTube clips, ridiculous.

Well done you. Have a biscuit. I know I say this a lot but DON’T BUY THE VFC MP7 – IT’S A TECHS WORST NIGHTMARE & MY GOD WILL IT…

I’m in Portugal. In the mountains. No, I probably haven’t responded to your email as I’m on holiday. In particular, if you’re messaging from a country far away from where…

It’s stupid isn’t it? I don’t like them, I don’t own any fancy painted guns… I just happen to do it. Random shit bruh.

So I had a reaction to my covid booster jab, symptom: • uncontrollable shaking • fever dreams (I thought I was being tortured) • I lost all feeling in my…