IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE IT’S TRUE

TM base, built by somebody else but fired like shit. So I unfucked it.

Thankfully this will be the last airsoft tech job I’ll ever need to do on a PDR. Fucking terrible. Don’t ask me to do another, I really won’t.

Stroke of comic genius!

Great gun… How well is it running? Fine… just fine…

Strong. VERY strong. But FUCK ME UPSIDE-DOWN THE NOISE! I don’t give a shit how tough the gears are if for £150 ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY FUCKING QUID they sound…

Starting today & whilst stocks last, all customers who have guns worked on by me get a free bag of .25g ammo. Not my choice, Warhead gave them to me…