ANOTHER ONE OFF
You can keep your DSG ARP-9..
I’d rather do something different:

I’ll be over here being cool if y’all kids need me.
Does it look the mutts? Fuck yes it looks the mutts! Does if shoot like a beast? Fuck yes it shoots like a beast! Does it feel & sound like…
Basically a ransomware attack has hit Royal Mail from the Russian criminal underworld which simply means that I can’t do any overseas sales yet. Once Royal Mail are back on…
This is the King Arms FAL. It’s an original version circa 2005, which means it SUCKS to take apart & reassemble. No popping a pin out & getting to the…
Today I took the day off. I did some more work in my sad loser room & I made a witness statement at the police station because a very drunk…
Insert your own dwarf joke here. Packages going to Scotland have suddenly become rather expensive with my usual courier. Why simply looking at my invoice gave me the ability to…
That’s what I achieved today, sweet fuck all. I had a coffee, took Gozer for a walk, had a poo, cleaned the workshop, had another coffee, sorted Airsoft Fonzy out…