ANOTHER ONE OFF
You can keep your DSG ARP-9..
I’d rather do something different:

I’ll be over here being cool if y’all kids need me.
Thank you, you inconsiderate bunch of scumbags. Sending me work, supporting me financially with said work, sharing my hard work all over the Internet… bastards! I have nine packages being…
Some clever twat made this & farted it all around the internet. I’ll be honest, I did laugh when I saw it.
My road has been closed for resurfacing so couriers can’t get to me to deliver OR collect… the wonders of being in a private cul-de-sac. Hopefully packages should go out…
Kestrel V2 wireless electronic trigger unit. I’ll have a fiddle now… why not.
I’ve literally never seen such a broken M14! It only cost the guy £25 but JESUS CHRIST IN FLIP FLOPS! So now it’s made up of a Cyma gearbox, perun…