TIME WASTER FEE!

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Are you taking the piss?

Have you sent an item, asked all the questions & then want it back before the work is done?

Maybe one of your mates has said he can ‘probably do it’ or a local site neckbeard says he can do it cheaper.

This is the perfect solution for you!

This one time fee will absolve you of any guilt you may feel & reduce the risk of getting fed arse first to Gozer the Rottweiler (reduction of risk varies by offence).

This fee includes the postage costs of your item back to you!