WHO REMEMBERS THE CYMA GALIL I DID A FEW YEARS BACK?

Nah bruv, that’s not scratches from all of the sand in my gun… That’s rifling…

Have you guessed what it is yet? Yes, that’s kinda wrong if you’re in the UK & used to watch a certain Aussie painting sex offender know in the BBC…

Stroke of comic genius!

TM base, built by somebody else but fired like shit. So I unfucked it.

That’s what I achieved today, sweet fuck all. I had a coffee, took Gozer for a walk, had a poo, cleaned the workshop, had another coffee, sorted Airsoft Fonzy out…

I’ve been a bit of a lazy twat and haven’t answered emails in a few days… I should probably do that really. Here’s a work in progress – crazy Russian…