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Insert your own dwarf joke here.

Packages going to Scotland have suddenly become rather expensive with my usual courier.

Why simply looking at my invoice gave me the ability to pick up marbles from from the floor using nothing but my rectum.

Think alien queen laying eggs in reverse.

So should you require an item posted back to you in Scotland, you’ll be asked to arrange a courier like parcel force yourself so that you save money.

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